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Seduction Cinema presentsLord that the G-Strings: The Femaleship that the cable (2002)

"It was many ages ago, in a shire recognized as Throbbiton, that a Throbbit named Dildo Saggins would become bearer the the G-String."- Dildo Saggins (Misty Mundae)Review By: rich Rosell

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Published: April 08, 2003Stars: Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, AJ KhanOther Stars: Michael R. Thomas, Anoushka, Barbara Joyce, Allanah Rhodes, Ruby LaRocca, Paige Richards, Kelli Summers, john LinkDirector: terrycloth M. WestMPAA Rating: no Rated for nudity and strong sexual contentRun Time: 01h:38m:19sRelease Date: in march 25, 2003UPC: 612385102790Genre: late nightStyleGradeSubstanceGradeImage TransferGradeAudio TransferGradeExtrasGrade
B+B+BBB+

DVD Review

In the early days the Seduction Cinema releases, the general ascendancy of thumb was minimal plot and also maximum soft-core lesbianism. It"s niche filmmaking, to be sure, but over the food of a variety of low-budget and campy titles, the studio has regulated to not only build a secure of familiar, recurring talent (led by the one and only Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, and Barbara Joyce), yet has slowly and also steadily increased the high quality of the material; previously releases had an ext of a seen-one-seen-"em-all feel. The movies still have actually plenty the attractive nude women performing pelvic grinding and also sensual tongue baths on every other, yet in between the simulated sex there has been a significant improvement in the caliber that the humor and, to part degree, the production values. With Hobbit-fever in full burn, Seduction has dished the end a reasonably silly, sexy film parody, terry M. West"s lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship the the String
. Together you might expect, the story loose parallels The mr of the Rings, or at least as lot as you deserve to in a tiny over 90 minutes, in in between a batch the woman-on-woman-on-woman sex scenes. I"m a Middle planet aficionado, but Tolkien himself had some admittedly funny-sounding names in his books, and that renders it pretty basic for West come parody in his version; the people of Diddle planet is intimidated unless horny young Throbbit Dildo Saggins (Mundae) can toss the legend G-String, forged through the constantly topless Horspank (Paige Richards), back into the Party-Pooper Volcano. It can not be high-brow stuff, however if you"re in the right frame of mind that is sort of funny, especially within the context of the film.

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When we very first meet them, Dildo and also fellow sultry Throbbit Spam (AJ Khan) space doing a crazed table dance atop a wobbly picnic table prefer they"re the entertainment at an out-of-control biker bash. ~ receiving the mysterious, loin-controlling G-String from drunken wizard Smirnoff (Michael R. Thomas), Dildo is join on she sapphic quest by other Throbbits Horny (Darian Caine) and Spam, and eventually by displaced Queen Araporn (Barbara Joyce). Follow me the way, there space clothing-free stops in all sorts the vaguely acquainted Diddle planet locales, like the Lothlorien-inspired Los Lesbius, while Smirnoff confronts the gassy angry wizard Sourasse, who unleashes the Dutch range of Doom. Writer/director West is really transforming into the studio"s "go to" guy, and while his smirky stab at all things Tolkien is fully goofy and juvenile, as a sex-fueled B-movie parody that is consistently funny and, over all, enjoyably corny. At time all of the flagrant nudity and also casual groping in reality gets in the means of West"s much better comedic elements, such together Michael R. Thomas" hilarious performance together the dirty-old-man-drunken-wizard Smirnoff, that gets come toss out American Pie and also Monty Python references amidst a ton that leering, unfulfilled come-ons come young Dildo Saggins.From a completely prurient level, mr of the G-Strings is just one of the far better balanced that the current Seduction titles, whereby sex and also humor naturally come together (so come speak). Donald Glut"s current Mummy"s Kiss, while probably not together purely comic, was also able to present the sex scenes in a fairly seamless manner, also. In West"s film, marquee darlings Misty Mundae and Darian Caine prove us to be gaining increasingly much more at ease transferring sarcastic comedic dialogue, and of food their required dalliances showcase their, ahem, other talents even more admirably.Rating for Style: B+Rating for Substance: B+

Image Transfer

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Aspect Ratio1.33:1 - full Frame
Original aspect Rationo
Anamorphicno
Image carry Review:
an additional indicator that Seduction is evolving because that the much better is the they are slowly moving away from shooting your productions specifically on video. This function was shoot on film, and also the all at once quality that the 1.33:1 fullframe transfer gives the proceedings a more legitimate B-movie feel, and also less prefer a soft-core adult flick shoot in a hotel room. Colors space evenly balanced, despite the color board isn"t particularly bright and vivid. Also the night scenes look very respectable, together the large campfire orgy succession illustrates relatively well.Image carry Grade: B

Audio Transfer

LanguageRemote Access
DS 2.0Englishno
Audio transport Review:
The 2.0 stereo track is an ideal for West"s cornball dialogue, specifically the constantly funny drunken ramblings the Smirnoff the wizard. The monitor isn"t specifically bold or expansive, but the product sounds just fine together is.Audio carry Grade: B

Disc Extras

Static menu with musicScene accessibility with 29 cues and also remote access1 initial Trailer(s)8 other Trailer(s) special An Erotic Vampire In Paris
, Gladiator Eroticus, Satan"s institution for Lust, Misty Mundae Mummy Raider, Erotic Survivor, Play-mate of the Apes, Lustful Addictions, Spider-Babe2 Documentaries1 Featurette(s)Packaging: Amaray snapshot Disc1 Disc1-Sided disc(s)Layers: singleExtra Extras: beat The Clown music videoExtras Review: The high quality of the movies are getting better from Seduction, and so are the supplementals. For a fun, casual look in ~ the make of a low-budget B-movie, the Lords of the G-Strings documentary (57m:50s) functions sound bites, shot during production, from terrycloth M. West, Paige Richards, Darian Caine, Anoushka, Michael R. Thomas, and even the stunt guys, and plenty of behind-the-scenes footage. West spends fairly a little bit of time talk at depth about the an obstacle in planning and also organizing the shoot, choose the hassles the 50 level temperatures during the campfire orgy scene. Fun stuff, and after the town hall this, ns was left with unmistakable urge to knock ago a couple of cold ones through Darian Caine. The girl seems totally unhinged. The Behind the scene segment (37m:55s) is an ext of the same, only much less structured. It"s Seduction"s normal dosage of miscellaneous background footage, and also naturally attributes a healthy amount the nudity.There is an easy to discover easter egg entitled missing Link: Interview v John attach (06m:52s), and also this is a series of meandering, semi-serious comments from the Seduction vet, that in this film plays the Gollum-esque Ballem.An added bonus is the low-rent, but mercilessly peppy, music video clip from the currently disbanded beat The Clown, for your No Doubt/California ska pop tune Love James. I"m not sure why that was consisted of here, yet it"s no the worse thing I"ve ever before seen or heard.The disc is cut into 29 chapters, and also includes the usual vault that skin-heavy Seduction trailers. The high allude here is the impressive preview for terrycloth M. West"s following Misty Mundae project, entitled Spider-Babe. Ns can"t wait.Extras Grade: B+

Final Comments

I don"t understand what it says about me, however it is like some type of weird, nerdy fanboy fantasy come true to incorporate both the joys the Tolkien and Misty Mundae right into one project. Terry M. West must be high-fived till his hand bleeds because that the fun way he combined corny humor and girl-girl softcore sex right into the sophomoric mr of the G-Strings
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It is a low-brow, smutty great time.Recommended.